Director: Chin-Lai Sung
Writers: Kuo Chiang Li and Chin-Lai Sung
From: Cult Cinema
Watch: archive.org
A gang of four robbers work their way up the ranks of the Hong Kong criminal world.
Four robbers interrupt a drug deal stealing both the money and the drugs. This brings them to the attention of one of the Hong Kong kingpins. Initially, he wants them killed. However, when they not only manage to survive a setup that was put together to kill them, but actually kill a bunch of the kingpin’s men, he’s interested in bringing them in to work for him.
And what follows doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Of the four, the gang leader is the responsible one with the other three making short-sighted choices that lead to trouble. That is until the leader gets caught in a police sting because he’s offered slightly more money for stolen watches than the kingpin is offering. He escapes, but needs to accept the kingpin’s help hiding out in Thailand.
Once in Thailand, they keep seemingly ingratiating themselves to the crime lords only to have those crime lords betray them, but have the betrayal thwarted by how badass the four robbers are. In the end, the four robbers end up in a shootout with the cops. They all get shot up pretty bad, but the leader says, “we’ll all die together,” and they go out in a blaze of glory. THE END
Just as it appears apropos of nothing in the movie, let me note here that the movie has nipple licking.
Ew.
Moving on, as I’ve said of other movies in these sets, if your characters don’t have motivations, you don’t have a movie. I was never clear on what these characters wanted. The only one of the four robbers that stands out is the leader, and that’s because he’s making decisions and reacting to things. He had a junkie brother who killed himself (in a hilarious flashback), and that’s about all we know about him. He has some principles—he won’t accept money until he’s handing over the goods—and seems to have a preternatural ability to stay one step ahead of the people plotting against him, but there’s no sense of what his endgame is. Does he want to be a crimelord? Does he want revenge on the syndicates for what happened to his brother? The only motivation I can glean for any of the characters is they want to be criminals. That’s not a lot.
So we have various setpieces with unclear stakes where the characters aren’t clearly differentiated. There are a series of betrayals, but because the leader is so smart, the betrayals fail. Instead of an escalation on the parts of the antagonists, every failure leads to them liking the titular robbers more which mitigates any sense of tension. As the movie went on, I found myself asking more and more often, “Does this even matter?” A lot of the time the answer was, “no.”
The movie does offer some entertainment. The voices for the dub are terrible, just hilariously awful, and there is more than a bit of a Poochie element to the heroes: they’re on screen all the time, and when they’re not, everyone’s asking, “Where’s Poochie?” I don’t know if that’s enough to make it a recommendation, though, even for riffing. It just never grabbed me on any level.
The movie is in the public domain so you can see if it meets your standards. I’ve added a copy to archive.org here so you can judge for yourself.
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